Episode 51 - Golden Failure

Story: "Golden Failure" by Matt McKinney
Genre: Fantasy, Fairytale
Song: "Christ is Lord" by Rick Lee James
Rating: PG

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The Leprechaun returns to tell a tale
about his greatest failure.

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Would ye like t’hear about my greatest failure? The one time in all me long years when I was outsmarted by a mortal? A mere human? Well, shut up, ye, ‘cause that’s what I’m talkin’ about today! I tease ye, of course. Telling me stories to humans is kind of what I’m all about, but perhaps I ought to explain that firstly.

I am what ye humans call a leprechaun. Now, as I’ve stated previous, we ain’t no little magic midgets full o’tricks and nonsense and the like. We’re livin’ bein’s…just like you. The diff’rence ‘tween a human and a leprechaun are…well, there’s actually a lot of differences, but the most important one is that we have access to magic. Magic based in our gold.

Oh, I hear ye thinkin’ already; how kin I get a hold of some of that there gold for me lonesome, and that thought, as unbidden as it might be, is exactly what me purpose in this life is. I’m a storyteller, and the stories are tragedies.

Credits:
"Golden Failure" (Leprechaun Story 3) by Matt McKinney

"Thick As Thieves" (Leprechaun Story 2) by Matt McKinney

"The Saving Thunderclap" (Leprechaun Story 1) - Episode 20

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Closing Song
"Christ is Lord" by Rick Lee James
(From the album Hymns, Prayers, and Invitations)
Voices in My Head Podcast

Sound Effects Attribution: aaronsiler, Speedenza, Wolfsinger