Untold Podcast

If you had a time machine, where would you go, and who would you meet? I thought I had a good plan.

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Okay, so I was arguing with this guy, online. I was saying how stupid the idea of time travel was: even if you could travel through time, the galaxy would move out from under you. You’d end up miles out in space or miles underground, and I have no idea which would be worse. My opponent sent me a link to a website claiming to give a step by step instruction for making a working time machine. Ludicrous, of course, but he wouldn’t concede the argument unless I tried it in good faith.
 
I’m too stubborn for my own good. I knew making a time machine out of junk laying around in my garage was idiotic, but if some jerk needed me to do that in order to have sense beaten into his head, fine, I can waste some time. I did find it strange that a 1983 BMW 5 series was needed for spare parts; not so much because of the type of car, but because I actually had one of those sitting in my garage slowly turning into rust. Ski bindings, copper wire, a flippin’ Total Gym… I had them all in there. I worried that the idiot on the other end of the argument was stalking me, but if he was, he’d just see that I was going through with the experiment.

Four friends find themselves in a strange bar whose owner isn't exactly what he appears to be.

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Greg slid his long form into the back seat of his friend's car. He was the last one picked up, and the four were now heading to a bar for their customary Friday-night hang out. After a quick fist bump for each of his friends, he buckled in. It was already 10:00, but the bar scene in Buffalo really didn't start happening until almost 11:00. The four men worked together.

Jeff, the brown-haired driver, said to Greg, "Philosophy question of the night is 'if a genie appeared before you, offering your fondest wish, would you take it?’ We've all answered. Your turn."

Greg shook his head. "Not a chance. Even if he didn't spin my wish into something I wouldn't want, I believe God wants us to work for our dreams."

Jeff shook his head. "You're an idiot. You've spent years working hard and where has it gotten you? Divorced before you're 32 and scraping by. I'd take it in a heartbeat."