Story: “The Butts in the Traffic Light” by Nathan James Norman
Having a green butt makes you a bit of a celebrity, and a bit of an outcast. If you're going to work on traffic lights, green is the best color to have. Green, yellow, red. Green is on top. Green is the king! Some sods say the order is Red, Green, Yellow, but that makes no sense. No car waits for a yellow light. The yellow light is just a transition to red.
"The Butts in the Traffic Light" by Nathan James Norman
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